If my sister Mary and her friend Stewie ever read my blog, they would know exactly why this article is so great. And it's not that I'm on track to teach 7th grade English in the next few years, although that is important. But that fact is secondary. There's a line in quotation marks in the column that became a "catch phrase" between the three of us -- for what I can't remember -- during our college years. Try and guess...